lempereur: (all dressed up in white)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-03 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Is that your best bean pun? It's horrible.

I think it's genius. I usually would not condone wasting perfectly good food, but it's a perfect expression of the absurdity of modernity. A truly subversive work of art. It's also very funny.
policedefective: @seishirou (Angry Shit)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-03 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow Yusuke, after all the effort he put into trying to be NICE.]

Fine you make a better one.

Sort of like when a banana was stuck to a wall for the sake of art?


[CAUSE THAT IS STUPID.]
lempereur: (All I ever want is just a little love)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-03 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
This isn't so half-baked as that.

It's a comment on the false realities we construct for ourselves online. Heightened through the absurd. That's why it is so amusing.
policedefective: (What?)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-03 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm...not too bad I suppose. Not enough for me to split baked beans everywhere, mind you.

Ahh...that type of art is truly beyond my knowledge.
lempereur: (Default)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-03 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Come out with me to the museum sometime. I can teach you.
policedefective: (Heh got 'em)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-03 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
Are museums in this world even safe to be around in? I feel like half of the art will be sexual in nature.
lempereur: (Ask me about my weird ass collarbone)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-03 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
There's nothing wrong with that, in theory, so long as we don't return to the same one you rescued me from. In practice, this place isn't known for being tasteful.

As for safety, I don't think we need to worry, with your new skills, do we?
policedefective: (Puckish Rogue)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-03 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
True. It would be the exception rather than the rule...

[But Yusuke understands that rubbing Goro's fur the right way is the best way to get him to agree to something.]

That's true. Well then, whenever you set a time, let me know so that I may plan ahead.
lempereur: (brainwashing heart burglaring charmer)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-03 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
Tomorrow, then. It's a date.
policedefective: (What a pain you are)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-03 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'll let Connor know I'll be leaving early.

[He doesn't comment about the fact Yusuke called it a date...but he doesn't deny it either. Progress!]

I hope nothing with beans is involved...considering the nature of this place.

[Yes that is a very dumb fart joke.]
lempereur: (by the speed of love)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-03 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to leave work early for me. But I appreciate your enthusiasm.
policedefective: (Hmm this says you're a douche)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I simply assumed that they would be open during working hours, that is all.

[Woops look like Akechi's 'niceness' meter has just run fresh out.]
lempereur: (Chill)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-04 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you did.

[ Fine. He can play along. ]

Isn't detective work a bit more involved than an average nine to five?
policedefective: (More coffee drinking)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-02-04 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Of course.

[Of course?]

Of course. We'll probably meet after I finish the museum tour with you. However, considering Connor is an android, his methods and calculations are very different than what I am used to working with.
lempereur: (Content)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-02-04 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
I will aim to be pleasant enough company to keep you distracted, then.