lempereur: (Chill)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-10 07:14 am (UTC)(link)
What is there to look into?

Is it? You're the perfect candidate. You are the only one already comfortable with us both, and you know what I like.
policedefective: (Oh hello you)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-10 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
I like to be informed before diving into a situation, so to speak.

[Careful. With that much praise, he might actually be nice about it.]

What I do know is you like Ren a lot...hmm...maybe I might have found a present for you.
lempereur: (crucifixion is so #aesthetic)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-10 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
I will send you some videos for inspiration.

I just told you what I wanted. I don't need you to get me anything more.

[ He hasn't caught on. ]
policedefective: (Default)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-10 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
I'll pass, but the thought is appreciated.

[Also unsure of Yusuke's choices of videos.]

Oh now that's amusing...well I could spoil it if you don't understand what I mean. It's up to you.
lempereur: (definitely not a creep)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-10 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't want to look through his porn bookmarks? Your loss. ]

Forgive me if the idea of a surprise is slightly troublesome.
policedefective: (Actually...nevermind.)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-10 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Why, from me? What is there to fear? :)

[The little shit.]

I promise. Nothing troublesome. Now does that mean you wish to know? Maybe the thought of it will keep you up at night.
lempereur: (Drama queen)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-10 08:22 am (UTC)(link)
Tell me then, instead of tease me with it.
policedefective: (Why hello there...)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-10 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's amusing.

[A small pause for dramatic effect.]

While I'm sure you'd appreciate having me around, perhaps the gift of the possibility of two Amamiya's might strike your fancy? Or will that utterly end you?

I can be a good actor if I put my mind to it.
lempereur: (Truly moved. TRULY)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-10 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
You would do that? Just to excite me?

[ That's kind of sweet...in a somewhat creepy way, but Yusuke doesn't mind. ]

That would be fantastically stimulating. It's a brilliant idea. So long as Ren is alright with it.

Don't feel like you have to, though. I wouldn't have asked you if I needed you to pretend to be someone else.
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policedefective: (Puckish Rogue)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-10 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
If we're being honest, there's curiosity on my part as well.

[It's only creepy if the target isn't into it. He has a feeling Yusuke is.]

I suppose that would require Ren's approval, wouldn't it. Present it to him as a challenge, and I'm certain he will rise up to the occasion.

[Wow.]

No, I find the idea amusing. I can drop the theatrics any time I want, after all.
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lempereur: (Each plot needs a counterplot)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-10 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I accept, pending Ren's approval.

Maybe you could switch back and forth, at opportune moments.


[ It's certainly not turning him on just thinking about it. Nope. ]
policedefective: (What?)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
While this could be interesting, it would...increase my appetite substantially.

[Can he make things worse? Yes.]

Unless you wish to see Ren being bitten. Or yourself, for that matter.
lempereur: (from the mouths of decadence)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
If you can control yourself until the main event is over, you can bite me. Call it a dessert.
policedefective: (Well if you must know....)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
If that's your request...

[Akechi, please.]

I'll make sure the refrigerator is also well-stocked.
lempereur: (Goodbye)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
I am not making you dinner on my birthday. I am going to celebrate properly this year.
policedefective: (...)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow even when he tries to be good.]

I know that. I meant prepared foods. I'm not that distant from society to understand proper social queues.
lempereur: (got toes and I can smile)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 08:10 am (UTC)(link)
I see. I am sorry to assume so poorly of you.

You'll have to take proper care of me afterwards, as Diva does.
policedefective: (And this is why you're stupid you know)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
[GROOOOOAN.]

Fine. I'll ask her what she does afterwards, I suppose.
lempereur: (finger frame: redemption)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
She cleans me up and holds me against her busom.
policedefective: (wut)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think my pecs will give you the same comfort.
lempereur: (Handwave)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
They won't be as soft, but muscle is comforting in its own way. It will do nicely, so long as it is sincere.
policedefective: (Hmph I'm not a grump)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
We will cross that bridge when we get to it.

[So not a no, not a yes.]

Is that all?
lempereur: (Hard at work)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
That is all for the essentials.

I recieved some interesting toys from the city for Christmas that I have been meaning to try, but I can leave you out of it if you're not interested.
policedefective: (Heh got 'em)

[personal profile] policedefective 2021-01-11 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Ren might have better experience.

[Again, not a yes, not a no.]

Is that all they gave you?
lempereur: (Head tilt?)

[personal profile] lempereur 2021-01-11 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
They seem to be user friendly.

No, it isn't. I got the Saiyuri back. I think I'll move it into the main room.