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Re: text; mid-january

[policedefective]

Since you did ask nicely I might entertain the thought. What is it that you want?

[lempereur]

I want to be shared between you and Ren for the night. All together.

[policedefective]

[The fuck? Quite literally, he supposes.]

What does that even entail?

[lempereur]

The idea is that you would both have sex with me at once.

I suppose you could touch each other as well, but I would like your primary focus on me. For the occasion.

[policedefective]

I'd have to look into it.

[Because he has legitimately never thought about it.]

Still, this is a surprising request.

[He won't say it but he's kinda...happy about it? That he's important enough to be a birthday present. Sort of.]

[lempereur]

What is there to look into?

Is it? You're the perfect candidate. You are the only one already comfortable with us both, and you know what I like.

[policedefective]

I like to be informed before diving into a situation, so to speak.

[Careful. With that much praise, he might actually be nice about it.]

What I do know is you like Ren a lot...hmm...maybe I might have found a present for you.

[lempereur]

I will send you some videos for inspiration.

I just told you what I wanted. I don't need you to get me anything more.

[ He hasn't caught on. ]

[policedefective]

I'll pass, but the thought is appreciated.

[Also unsure of Yusuke's choices of videos.]

Oh now that's amusing...well I could spoil it if you don't understand what I mean. It's up to you.

[lempereur]

[ Don't want to look through his porn bookmarks? Your loss. ]

Forgive me if the idea of a surprise is slightly troublesome.

[policedefective]

Why, from me? What is there to fear? :)

[The little shit.]

I promise. Nothing troublesome. Now does that mean you wish to know? Maybe the thought of it will keep you up at night.

[lempereur]

Tell me then, instead of tease me with it.

[policedefective]

It's amusing.

[A small pause for dramatic effect.]

While I'm sure you'd appreciate having me around, perhaps the gift of the possibility of two Amamiya's might strike your fancy? Or will that utterly end you?

I can be a good actor if I put my mind to it.

[lempereur]

You would do that? Just to excite me?

[ That's kind of sweet...in a somewhat creepy way, but Yusuke doesn't mind. ]

That would be fantastically stimulating. It's a brilliant idea. So long as Ren is alright with it.

Don't feel like you have to, though. I wouldn't have asked you if I needed you to pretend to be someone else.

[policedefective]

If we're being honest, there's curiosity on my part as well.

[It's only creepy if the target isn't into it. He has a feeling Yusuke is.]

I suppose that would require Ren's approval, wouldn't it. Present it to him as a challenge, and I'm certain he will rise up to the occasion.

[Wow.]

No, I find the idea amusing. I can drop the theatrics any time I want, after all.

[lempereur]

Then I accept, pending Ren's approval.

Maybe you could switch back and forth, at opportune moments.

[ It's certainly not turning him on just thinking about it. Nope. ]

[policedefective]

While this could be interesting, it would...increase my appetite substantially.

[Can he make things worse? Yes.]

Unless you wish to see Ren being bitten. Or yourself, for that matter.

[lempereur]

If you can control yourself until the main event is over, you can bite me. Call it a dessert.

[policedefective]

If that's your request...

[Akechi, please.]

I'll make sure the refrigerator is also well-stocked.

[lempereur]

I am not making you dinner on my birthday. I am going to celebrate properly this year.

[policedefective]

[Wow even when he tries to be good.]

I know that. I meant prepared foods. I'm not that distant from society to understand proper social queues.

[lempereur]

I see. I am sorry to assume so poorly of you.

You'll have to take proper care of me afterwards, as Diva does.

[policedefective]

[GROOOOOAN.]

Fine. I'll ask her what she does afterwards, I suppose.

[lempereur]

She cleans me up and holds me against her busom.

[policedefective]

I don't think my pecs will give you the same comfort.